Ironic, isn’t it?” Shawn said.“ It’s not ironic at all, ” Gus said.“ Dude, it’s so like a black fly in your chardonnay.”“ How many times do I have to tell you that’s not ironic, either?”“ Rain on your wedding day?”“‘ Irony’ is the use of words to convey a meaning that’s opposite to their literal meaning, ” Gus said. “That stupid song came out fourteen years ago, and we still have this exact conversation at least once a week.”“ Yeah, ” Shawn said. “Ironic, isn’t it? . William Rabkin
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Ironic, isn’t it?” Shawn said.“ It’s not ironic at all, ” Gus said.“ Dude, it’s so like a black fly in your chardonnay.”“ How many times do I have to tell you that’s not ironic, either?”“ Rain on your wedding day?”“‘ Irony’ is the use...